8.11.2009

Wal*Mart can fuck off.


greed
Pronunciation: \ˈgrēd\
Function: noun
The excessive or rapacious desire and pursuit of money, wealth, and power. It is generally considered a vice, and is one of the seven deadly sins in Catholicism.




As most of you may know, I am an avid Wal-Mart hater. I haven't shopped at one in years, and never will again. Upon learning this fact about me, most of you just laugh it off and use it as a reminder that you need to stop by your beloved, shitty Wal-mart to pick up something that you forgot to pick up when you were there earlier that day. Ass.

You may wonder how I could hate such a glorious place in which you can buy ground chuck, a blouse, and a shotgun all at the same place. The owners are greedy twats, that's how. They are also majorly contributing to the downfall of the American economy. Well, them and the lazy assholes that won't pay their bills because they won't get off their asses and get a job. :) They are also costing you more than what you pay for at the check out lane.

Below are some facts that I have gathered that will hope open your eyes to the greediness that is Wal-Mart:


  • TENNESSEE: 9,617 WAL-MART Workers on TennCare

* "Wal-Mart, with about 25 percent of the company's 37,000 workers on TennCare, tops the list of businesses with employees on the expanded Medicaid program. Wal-Mart is the state's largest private employer."
* Source: Associated Press, "Study Shows Thousands of Wal-Mart Employees on TennCare," WKRN-TV Nashville, January 20, 2005.


  • Federal Poverty Level Family of Four - $17,650
  • Average Wal-Mart Hourly Sales Employee Wages - $13,861
  • HELEN WALTON: $18.0 BILLION
  • ALICE WALTON: 18.0 BILLION
  • JOHN WALTON: 18.2 BILLION
  • ROB WALTON: $18.3 BILLION
  • JIM WALTON: $18.3 BILLION

Source: David Armstrong and Peter Newcomb, ed., "The 400 Richest Americans,", Forbes, September 24, 2004

Source: U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, 2001 Federal Poverty Guidelines

* "On average, Wal-Mart sales clerks -- "associates" in company parlance -- pulled in $8.23 an hour, or $13,861 a year, in 2001, according to documents filed in a lawsuit pending against the company."
* Source: Anthony Bianco and Wendy Zellner, "Is Wal-Mart Too Powerful?" Business Week, October 6, 2003. Primary source information on 2001 wage data is from the testimony of Dr. Richard Drogin, in Dukes v. WM.


  • A WAL-MART Worker may donate money from their paycheck to the CRITICAL NEED FUND, a program to aid other employees in times of crisis, like a fire or tornado.
  • In 2004, WAL-MART Employees gave OVER $5 MILLION to help fellow workers.
  • The Walton Family gave $6,000

* Source: Form 990, Wal-Mart Associates in Critical Need Fund, 2004
* Source: Walton Family Foundation


  • The WALTON FAMILY Has Given LESS THAN 1% of Their Wealth to Charity
  • Bill Gates has given 58%

* Source: Business Week, "The 50 Most Generous Philanthropists" [PDF file], November 29, 2004.

  • Retail Forward, an industry consulting firm, estimates that for every Wal-Mart Supercenter that opens in the next five years, two supermarkets will close.

* Source: Retail Forward, "Wal-Mart Food: Big, and Getting Bigger," 2003


  • According to a recent report issued by American Rights At Work ("Wal-Mart: Rolling Back Wages, Workers' Rights, and the American Dream"), at least 59 complaints have been issued by the National Labor Relations Board on the basis that Wal-Mart uses illegal surveillance techniques to monitor union activity inside and outside their stores
  1. $7,000 ANTI-UNION CAMERA PACKAGE per store
  2. $30,000 UNDERCOVER SPY VAN per store
  3. $100,000 24 hour ANTI-UNION HOTLINE
  4. $7,000,000 Rapid response team with CORPORATE JET

* Source: Data provided to the producers by Stan Fortune, former manager and 17-year employee of Wal-Mart

  • Wal-Mart is facing a class-action lawsuit for discrimination against $1.6 million former and current female employees.

  • WAL-MART Costs Taxpayers $1,557,000,000,00 to Support its Employees

* "The Democratic Staff of the Committee on Education and the Workforce estimates that one 200-person Wal-Mart store may result in a cost to federal taxpayers of $420,750 per year - about $2,103 per employee. Specifically, the low wages result in the following additional public costs being passed along to taxpayers:
  • $36,000 a year for free and reduced lunches for just 50 qualifying Wal-Mart families.
  • $42,000 a year for Section 8 housing assistance, assuming 3 percent of the store employees qualify for such assistance, at $6,700 per family.
  • $125,000 a year for federal tax credits and deductions for low-income families, assuming 50 employees are heads of household with a child and 50 are married with two children.
  • $100,000 a year for the additional Title I expenses, assuming 50 Wal-Mart families qualify with an average of 2 children.
  • $108,000 a year for the additional federal health care costs of moving into state children's health insurance programs (S-CHIP), assuming 30 employees with an average of two children qualify.
  • $9,750 a year for the additional costs for low income energy assistance."

* The total figure is based on the average $420,750 per-store figure, multiplied by 3700 (the approximate number of stores currently in the United States).

* Source: Rep. George Miller / Democratic Staff of the Committee on Education and the Workforce, "Everyday Low Wages: The Hidden Price We All Pay for Wal-Mart", February 16, 2004.




These are facts, not theories, people. Just a few of them, too. Hopefully this blog has opened you eyes to the economy and tax payer fucker that is Wal-Mart, or it has made you so blind with rage that you cannot even see the keyboard to leave me a comment calling me a hateful bitch. :) My mission is accomplished either way. lol.

Yay! Wal-mart commercial spoofs for your viewing please....or maybe not.







Brangelina 2.0

Here we have a picture of the sexiest motherfucker on the planet, Robert Pattinson, and his female equivalent, Megan Fox. It had never even crossed my mind that these two should totally hook up until I saw this conglomeration of hotness. Now, I know you've heard all of those rumors about him being in love with this fug bitch, his costar in the Twilight movies, Kristen Stewart, but there are sooooo many reasons why Rob should kick K-Stew's ass to the curb and hook up with the newly single Megan Fox.



  1. She matches his extreme hotness very well.
  2. They're both Tauruses (WOOT!).
  3. They both look like they are going to murder you when they've finished with you.
  4. K-Stew can't do this shiz...

Wouldn't you agree?

Unfortunately, these two are only in the same vicinity due to the Teen Choice Awards where the both won the award for (duh!) Choice Male and Female Hottie. Bummer. If Rpatz hassssss to be with someone, they should totally be on his level, not some barely legal, broke down Joan Jett looking skank(Kristen Stewart).

Suck on that, K-Stew!

Oh!....Here's the trailer for Megan's new movie Jennifer's Body. It's written and directed by Diablo Cody(Juno, United States of Tara) , so it's automatically going to be badass.


Never add your boss on Facebook...





Dumbest. Bitch. Ever.

The title says it all....




Rug burn on your forehead has got to suck. fa realz.

8.10.2009

Can you spot the decapitator?

Wouldn't be a party without one, riiiiiiiiiight? Right. :-/

You on some Maury Povich shiz....

Unless you live under a rock, you have seen at least one episode of the brilliant, yet controversial Maury Povich Show. For those of you who haven't seen it/are living under a rock, here is a list of the common themes for the show...



  • Paternity tests
  • Paternity tests
  • More paternity tests
This has been the non-failing formula for years. In fact I have been a fan of this hot mess for probably the same amount of years, until today when I totally became enraged while watching Mr. Connie Chung reveal all of the oh-so-scandalous results. The reason for my anger is that I realized today that someone close to me has been forced to join what I like to call The Maury Mothers Club.

The MMC is made up of women who were impregnated by their boyfriend/husband, who upon learning of the pregnancy/stumbling into the reality of responsibility turned into a simple-minded, self-centered bastard and uttered the famous line "that ain't my baby!"

These assholes usually have the intelligence of a paperweight and often spew the classic line with no evidence to back up their accusation, leaving the mother with all the responsibility. They usually do this to convince themselves that it's not true and that they won't have to give up their amazing life of accomplishing not a damn thing. The dick wads often spread rumors about the mother, ignore her phone calls, and just about anything they can do to cause the mother stress. Those are just a few examples of the everyday activities of the deadbeat baby daddy.

As clever as these bastards think they are, they always forget one tiny detail.....Paternity tests. Just when they think they've made it all disappear by lying to themselves and everyone else, Maury pops up and fucks them right in the ass with the results envelope and the legally binding statement..... "You ARE the Father!!!"

With that statement, it does seem as if justice has been served, but now that someone close to me is in this situation it just doesn't seem like enough. Yea...they will have to pay child support and will be forced to go to jail/possibly become the bitch of a 400 lb. black dude named Tootie if they refuse, but it's still not good enough.

There should be an actual punishment for denying a child that you know is yours, and causing the woman you impregnated to almost lose her damn mind.

Here are my suggestions:


  • Stoning of the genitals until they resemble chewed Bubblicious bubblegum.


  • Force them to have to have sexual relations with Janet Reno, which in turn will make them impotent. That's a 2-for-1 deal!


  • Force them to put their wiener inside of a hot dog bun (while still attached to the body) and deliver it to Kirstie Alley's current location.



  • Beat them with a red, hot fire poker.




I think these women would much rather have their justice served on a wadded up tissue or with a blazing hot fire poker searing through it.

:)