Here we have a picture of the sexiest motherfucker on the planet, Robert Pattinson, and his female equivalent, Megan Fox. It had never even crossed my mind that these two should totally hook up until I saw this conglomeration of hotness. Now, I know you've heard all of those rumors about him being in love with this fug bitch, his costar in the Twilight movies, Kristen Stewart, but there are sooooo many reasons why Rob should kick K-Stew's ass to the curb and hook up with the newly single Megan Fox.
- She matches his extreme hotness very well.
- They're both Tauruses (WOOT!).
- They both look like they are going to murder you when they've finished with you.
- K-Stew can't do this shiz...
Wouldn't you agree?
Unfortunately, these two are only in the same vicinity due to the Teen Choice Awards where the both won the award for (duh!) Choice Male and Female Hottie. Bummer. If Rpatz hassssss to be with someone, they should totally be on his level, not some barely legal, broke down Joan Jett looking skank(Kristen Stewart).Suck on that, K-Stew!
Oh!....Here's the trailer for Megan's new movie Jennifer's Body. It's written and directed by Diablo Cody(Juno, United States of Tara) , so it's automatically going to be badass.
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